Teeing Off

I’m being ducked

April

There’s a tennis court near our rental house, and the week began with grand expectations of early morning matches, perhaps culminating with the awarding of some silver platter.

Instead, what few tennis balls we had were left out in the rain, and it’s been bitter cold the last few days. But now that we’ve located a new can and the temperatures have risen to a manageable 45 degrees, my potential opponents are all….asleep.

This is unforgiveable, and so like a championship boxer angling for a fight, I’ve decided to call them out in the press.

You can run but you can’t hide, fellas. Wake up.

Oh yeah, in other sports news, Tiger Woods and Stuart Appleby are in the final pairing of the Masters.

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 8th, 2007 at 10:16 am by Sam Weinman.
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